Maeve was more than a little bit entranced by IT Mike.
A short man, with long red hair and a beard, he projected a certain kind of charm in the general direction of Maeve. Which is not to say he had any kind of charm in him at all. Maeve, I think it is safe to say, was definitely wearing IT Mike tinted glasses.
Which made Maeve wonder why it was called a mating dance?
Some people have 2 left feet. Some people, like Maeve, have more jiggle in their wiggle than anyone wants to see. Not that Maeve cared. Maeve was ABOVE all that. ABOVE being judged based on her appearance.
So if Maeve wanted to wiggle her jiggle, she was sure as hell gonna wiggle the hell out of it.
But I digress. Maeve never really understood the whole concept around the mating dance, never mind they whys and whatnots of why it was so labelled.
To dance is to move. It sway. To sweat. To join in a rhythm. To bend and grind.
….
Oh.
Maeve gets it now.